Let me clear up a few misconceptions. My true identity is not Colin or Toone. You have done yourself a great disservice by suspecting them. All that has done is hinder your efforts to stop me, Losery League. Who says I am even a man? Maybe I am Wren. Maybe I'm Jessie. When was the last time you saw them? They've skipped town, haven't they? Maybe they work for me. Maybe I have them hostage. YOU NEVER KNOW. Maybe I am Liz, or John. Have I been right under your nose all along? Maybe I am Jamaika. Or Lenka. Never thought of that, did you?! MAYBE I'M ROMAN. I like that purple tube at the playground. It is quite fun, don't you agree? Your alliance with the Department of Super Human Affairs will not stop me. I will now reveal my plan. I am planning to use a giant sponge to soak up the entire world's supply of water. With all the water under my control, I will rule the world. All governments of the planet will hand control over to me for their precious water resources. I will detonate the Sponge at Midnight tonight unless you send the shut-off codes to the main computer. But you'll never find those codes, will you?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?! WHERE COULD THEY BE?! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA! (I suggest you give up now. There are most likely no clues to where the codes are on this webpage. Most certainly not. So don't even try. Nope. You lose. I win.) - The Nefarious Captain James T. Quizzical
